I'll spend my day at penn treaty park I don't think you can do this in the Delaware

Morgan's Highlight Reel

Got distracted and threw this together while trying to finish a critical mass 09 vid. I hope this becomes the next internet sensation... here we come chocolate rain! hahah....naw.

Morton's Kosher Salt Thinks We are all Slugs and is Trying to Kill us With Their on-the-box Recipes

On the back of a 3 pund box of coarse kosher salt this recipe is featured.

16 large shrimp
2 tablespoons soy sauce
1 tablespoon if fresh ginger
1 box of Morton Kosher Salt (3 pounds)

.... THREE POUNDS? Are you serious? How much salt could actually come in contact with the surface of the shrimp and have an impact of flavor. There comes a point, say around one cup, where if you are using that much salt you are either curing meat or retarded. The recipes goes on to have you pour the whole box of salt onto a baking sheet and bake the shrimp lying on the bed of salt. Rendering 99% of all that salt useless and utterly wasted. Good job Morton's, I bet somebody somewhere fell for your trick but at what cost? Was it worth insulting and alienating all of your rational customers?

Summer Reading

Well summer is upon us and that means I will need to make my annual summer reading list that I will inevitably fail miserably at completing. I think this year I am going to keep things simple and dedicate myself to just one book: All That the Rain Promises and More...

Just a few questions: Whats a hip pocket? Do my jeans have one? 

Let's all go for a walk in the forest.

Temple students: Roll out the unwelcome mat to prospective students.

Let's start egging and actievly hazing Temple University tours during this beautiful spring semester. These kids walking around all slow and doe-eyed with their parents need to know what a day at Temple is like. To go to TU you have to street savvy and hardened before you get here or the place will eat you alive. Lets start weeding out the pretenders and give em hell from the second they set foot on campus. Granted, all of us goes through a period of becoming "phillified" and usually have a few bad experieces. It is the ability to bounce back from being robbed or beat up that makes Temple students so resiliant. HOOT HOOT!

GSP may be a greaser but i don't care

George St. Pierre may be a greaser but I don't care. He out trains, out kicks, out punches, and out grapples his opponents. He is a complete bad ass. Yeah yeah he was greasin' at his last fight and I do feel like BJ Penn deserves another shot at the dude but I think we all know thats not happening soon and if it does that little guy isn't gonna beat the mighty GSP. I know its a little past due I just had to weigh in on the whole thing. 

Shad Fest

So I just found out abut Fishtown Shad Fest and all I care about is the fact that there will be local brewers attending. Is that bad? THere will be food vendors, music, crafts and a bunch of other shit. Penn Treaty park april 25 be there! mmmm Kenzingers....